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Oh HELL NO!

“A man has died after his mobile phone exploded, severing a major artery in his neck, according to reports.

The man, thought to be a shop assistant in his twenties at a computer shop in Guangzhou, China, died after he put a new battery in his phone. It was believed that he may have just finished charging the battery and had put the phone in his breast pocket when it exploded.

According to the local Chinese daily Shin Min Daily News, the accident happened on January 30 at 7.30pm. An employee at the shop told Chinese media that she heard a loud bang and saw her colleague lying on the floor of the shop in a pool of blood. The employee said the victim had recently changed the battery in his mobile phone.”

Yo, I’ve been saying them damn things will explode if you leave them charging too long since forever. There ain’t no way in hell I am going to ever leave my phone charging on my nightstand, bed, etc. Hell, I’m already paranoid about leaving the chargers plugged in when they’re not in use. My paranoia has just grown exponentially. I hope this post helps some of you to change bad habits…

Later,
GREEDY
Newborn Apple™


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