I wrote this blog last night, but wasn’t able to post it until now. I was looking for the right photo to feature with the blog. I just wanted to share my gym experience with everyone. It’s actually kind of disturbing but very comical. My fiance & I went to the gym at around 10:30pm last night and like normal we planned to run/walk for about 30 mins to do a total of 2 miles. Like usual the gym’s gross and stuffy from everyone who’s sweating ** yuk! ** So I rush on to the first open treadmill thinking that I’ll be done with this 30 min run faster. Meanwhile, my fiance’s standing there waiting for a treadmill to open up. The dude next to me finishes about 30 seconds after I get on and Greedy jumps on. Then a huge gross stench passes our way, and we look at each other like WTF?! We couldn’t believe homie smelled so bad, or so we thought.
The smell was unexplainable. It was a cross between shit and armpit! As the guy walked past our treadmills on his way out of the gym, I see a tiny smirk on his face. So by this time, I’ve been on the treadmill for about a minute and half and the guy’s no where in site and has left the gym. I suddenly get another whif of that SHITpit smell, again!! I look over at Greedy, and I ask him if he smelled it, too?!! At this point, I can’t believe I’m still smelling this since I saw homie leave with my own two eyes. I look to my left and this chick is running hard and sweating like no one’s business, and I realize it’s HER!!! I couldn’t take the smell, I was seriously ready to upchuck from this nasty smell! I was on the treadmill for a total of 3 mins and had to jump off as fast as I could. I ended up going to another treadmill far away from this chick. My fiance decided to stick the smell out – I couldn’t believe it! Greedy lasted 10 mins on that treadmill (he was one treadmill away from her) and left. hahaha LMAO! He came over to my machine, and said “Holy Shit, I made it to a mile and I couldn’t take it – that shit was bad!” hahaha LMAO!!!! He said a girl jumped on shortly after I left and was swiping her hand in front of her nose, doing the “it smells” gesture. I later found her on another treadmill far away from that girl.
During the remainder of my time at the gym I saw about 2 more people jump on and quickly jump off that treadmill. The last guy was hilarious!!! He couldn’t believe the smell. At one point he started to doubt himself, and started to smell himself to make sure it wasn’t him. LOL!!!!! I could see he wasn’t concentrating on his run, he kept looking around and starring at her, then look around again with this “does anyone else smell this?” look on his face. OMG, it was soooo funny!! Now thinking back on the homie who left with the smirk on his face, he was probably thinking … you guys are in for a treat! SUCKA!!!!
I understand a gym is a place where we go to work out and sweat! I am also aware that that we don’t sweat and smell like roses! I mean, I know I’m not sweating smelling like Sun Rippened Raspberry lotion, BUT I at least have respect for everyone else in the gym. If I need to take a shower before hitting the gym, I will if I stink. Or I mean … couldn’t she have masked that SHITpit smell with HELLA perfume or lotion? I mean seriously! It was just awful … stuffy + CRAP + armpit = almost on the floor passed out!
That was just not cool … AT All!
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