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BEACHSIDE FISH SALE

FISH SALE
“Nearly 200 whales and several dolphins are seen stranded on a beach on Tasmania’s King Island. Rescuers are working to save dozens of whales and several dolphins stranded on the beach.”

Why are we saving them again? DUDE, they want to die. It is nature’s way of letting us know that we are killing the earth and that neither Flipper or Moby Dick can escape it’s wrath. They are probably all filled with toxic poison or some kind of cancerous disease that mother nature has bestowed upon them. Putting them back in the water will only spread the disease. Maybe it’s their way of protecting us from alien abductions. They’re laying there saying “Take Me, Take Me!” It’s a sacrifice they’re making so that some farmer deep in his corn field doesn’t get beamed up and get his cornhole probed.

Look, if this has been going on since the dawn of time then I don’t understand why we are screwing with that. With the economy this bad, I see opportunity for some fisherman to make some money.


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