99 CENT STORE MAKES ME SAY…WTF?!
I was going through the images on my cellphone when I came across a couple that just made me laugh. These were taken recently at a 99 cent store. We weren’t in there too long, I think I just grabbed some candy, while PINK and BADONKEYKONG grabbed some other random stuff. Anyways, I’ve posted some of the interesting things I saw in the short amount of time we were in there. I’m sure there are more of these “limited edition” items that I have yet to come across…

HAhahahahaHAHAHAHhahahaha… Wait, Lemme see that again… Hahahahahahahahahaha… Dear God… hahahahahhahaha… Man, this is just wrecked up. Some gigs just shouldn’t be worth doing. I’m sure this guy is just a struggling model trying to make a dollar and add some things to his modeling portfolio, but damn homie. How they gonna twist this all up and ask him to get flipsy on one side and ready to rumble on the other?! This just ain’t right. This either ends a career or pops up when he makes it big. Hahaha…I’ll pass on this headband/wristband set. Any takers? Only 99 Cents!

There is something really, really wrong with both of these items. It should not take you long to figure it out…
There must be some confusion with the creator of the product on the left. “HIP-HOP?” WTF are they talking about? Does that look like hip-hop? I realize that hip-hop has gone mainstream, hell, every product and service can’t help but try and make a “connection” to the youth by bastardizing hip-hop in their advertisements, but this is just stupid.
The product on the right is just wack. I don’t get why they took some poor guys high school photo and photoshopped on the Tiger 2-Tone Du-Rag with built in visor onto his head. If this isn’t a stereotype than I don’t know what is. I’m laughin’ because I’m completely confused. What is a 2-Tone Visor Du-Rag wearin’ homie doing underwater? I don’t know what the packaging designer was thinking, but the bubbles in the background aren’t helping to sell this product. Hahahahaha…again, that’s wrecked up.
Anyways, I hope you all had a good weekend.
Later,
GREEDY
Newborn Apple®