PINK’s niece is going to have her 1st birthday in October so we had the opportunity to shoot some photos of Annalyse to use for the invitation pieces. We ended using two different images, but I only had time to post this image. Ain’t she just squeezable? She was incredibly entertained with the song Damage by Danity Kane. She would just start laughing and go into this baby-poppin’ trance. You couldn’t help but laugh and start dancin’ yourself. Of course, it would look pretty retarded if as adults we started dancing like babies do. Think about it…how stupid would I look rockin’ back in fourth to my own beat while trying to maintain my balance; all naked except for the diapers falling halfway down my ass exposing my crack; and not giving a damn about my mouth open and drooling with no teeth. Mwahahahahahahaha! Pretty retarded huh? C’mon, it’s so wrong, but so damn funny.
I love this photo, but it reminds me of something I’ve always wondered: Why do babies put everything in their mouths? I think that a more important question is…”What the hell did my mom allow me to put in my mouth as a baby?” I hope I never find out.
Later,
GREEDY
Newborn Apple™
