
A-YO! Stay away from this shit. It’s killing people. I remember buying a pack of these a couple of months back. I’m still alive so all the tainted goodness didn’t make it into my bag. If you see someone, anyone, about to pop one of these in their mouth do whatever you can to stop them—throw your cellphone or iPod at them, tackle them, slap them or spill your bowl of PHO noodle soup on them. After their initial moment of shock things will be all good. As a matter of fact, they should buy you a meal or a new pair of kicks or a fresh 59FIFTY ‘cuz you just save them from sure death.
Later,
GREEDY
Newborn Apple™