SKINNY PANTS ARE RETARDED
I was at the mall the other day looking to buy something spiffy to wear to Yahoo’s Year End Party which is happening this Saturday. The malls looked like a ghost town. Ok, maybe not a ghost town, but I could’ve swore I saw some tumble weed fly by as I walked from store to store. I didn’t mind that too much though because I hate it when the malls are over crowded. I don’t know if I hate that more or just as much as the current fashion trend revolving around skinny jeans or slacks. WTF is up with all that? All the mannequins, window displays, and clothes in fact all had them damn skinny pants. I don’t care if girls rock that shit ‘cuz that’s hot, but damn man…not everyone wants to be a member of the Jonas Brothers. Some guys actually have muscles in their legs. These muscles also flex when they do crazy things like walk, run, bend down, sit in a chair, all that insane stuff. Some guys can’t stand their inseam splittin’ their ballsack because…well…their balls have dropped. Some guys don’t give a shit about looking like a backup up dancer from the Lord of The Dance tour. Some guys that already look retarded, look even more retarded when their pants are that tight. Then again some guys will wear that shit because for them, fitting in with that trend is worth looking retarded.
Two thumbs down.
Later,
GREEDY
Newborn Apple™
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